We Help You Tell Someone How Much Of A Dick They Are....Anonymously
There are so many dickheads in this world. Shitty bosses. Asshole co-workers. Douchebag neighbors. Ex’s that suck. Family members you can’t fucking stand.
We hate them as much as you do, so we are going to help you let them know just how much of a dick they are.
For an Extremely Low Fucking Price...
($9.99 You cheap prick)
...our resident artist, Pablo Dickasso, will take your message and create a custom piece of dick art and mail it to the asshole of your choice.
All you need to provide is a name, address and the message details. We handle the rest.
Every piece of dick art is hand drawn and signed by Pablo Dickasso. Yes, you are telling them how much they suck, but you are also giving them a fine piece of art that will surely be worth millions someday. See, you are a great person for doing this!
What Kind Of Questions Could You Possibly Have?
Are You Fucking Serious?
As a fucking heart attack buddy!
How Does This Work?
Click “Order Now” and tell us who the dick is, what their address is and why they are a dick. Then Pablo Dickasso will create a custom dick drawing and mail it anonymously.
Will The Dick Know Who Sent It?
Not unless you tell them.
How Much Does This Cost?
Only $9.99 -- Money Well Spent.
Why Should I Do This?
Because it’s fucking funny. Imagine the look on the assholes face when they receive a custom drawing letting them know how much of a dick they are. Admit it, THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!
How Can I Contact You To Tell You How Fucking Briliant you Are?
How Long Does This Take?
There will be a dick in their mailbox within 7-10 business days.
You must be 18 years or older to order and the recipient must be 18 year or older. You may not use this service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or for any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift and novelty service for entertainment only and that is their only intention for placing an order. DickInYourMailbox.com’s liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers ordering any items from this web site agree to release DickInYourMailbox.com, its agents, officers, and employees of any and all liability associated with the use of our services. You may not send this to any person or organization you do not personally know, including celebrities, public figures, politicians and companies. All message notes are reviewed and any content deemed inappropriate will be omitted, which includes threats and harassment. All content found on DickInYourMailbox.com is for comedic purposes only. Please do not use our service for any other reason than as a novelty, gag gift and for entertainment purposes only. If you are not 100% sure the recipient will understand the novelty of the item, DO NOT ORDER.
Can I see a sample?
Listen, this is highly anonymous shit here. Pablo isn’t looking to show his work to the public. His dick art is just for the eyes of the assholes that deserve to receive them. Don’t worry they are so good you will undoubtedly see them on refrigerators all across the world soon!